thatguychad:

Lawyer: Ms. Lohan’s uncle, her mother’s brother, died last week, and that was the reason that she missed a session.
Judge: Okay, you’re going into it now. Did she go to the funeral?
~Painfully awkward pause~
Lawyer: Um. Uh, no… she did not.
Judge: Okay, anyway…

[11:40 mark]

died. lol